Inspiring Fungi-Related Bumper Sticker: Put Your Fung-eyes On

Provide some context for why you're driving so slowly on the parkway with this fungi-related bumper sticker! Featuring a stylized trio of somewhat familiar fungi and a commanding albeit possibly confusing statement, this will be the one and only time that you'll ever catch us using a myco-pun. One (1) bumper sticker is included.

This unique bumper sticker makes a great gift for the mycology or mushroom nerd in your life and is an essential addition to any foray transportation vehicle.

Sticker Size: approximately 10 inches wide by 3 inches high. Printed on high-quality vinyl with permanent adhesive to give you several roadside foraging seasons of enjoyment. 

While we likely share your penchant for driving with fung-eyes on, we in no way condone this practice or even suggest that we even know what the made up term "fung-eyes" actually means. But we know you're clever and you wouldn't be here considering purchasing such a thing to stick onto your vehicle if you didn't get it. Please drive safely with your hands at ten and two and be sure to tag us on the socials if you spot something on the side of the road. Safe edibility is not a requirement.